Deadly Standing - A Survival Game

Deadly Standing - A Survival Game is a first-person shooter inspired by the hype and rumours surrounding the upcoming game by the genius creator of Death Stranding, the one and only: Hideo Kojima. Sadly, what we're looking at here is an off-color parady that unfortunately isn't really any fun at any point throughout the whole game. Luckily, I have taken it upon myself to play it for you beforehand so you don't have do.

Control systems in Deadly Standing - A Survival Game are simple -- on paper, that is. But oddly enough, there quite the challenge when it comes to actually playing. On your left there's movement controllers and towards your right you'll find your action buttons (shooting whenever you're on foot, and for speeding up when you're driving). That sounds straightforward enough, right? Well, it's not. Whenever you're actually behind the wheels or running around, it's unusually difficult to control the direction you're heading.

To be honest, in Deadly Standing - A Survival Game there are no clear rules or objectives. For whatever (ill-advised) reason, killing any wild creatures that roam the world gets you bonus points. Why would unnecessary cruelty be rewarded? Not a clue. That said, oddly enough running yellow lights has you losing points, while going through green lights gets you extra points. Clearly nothing makes too much sense, or really adds up to much in this game.

Deadly Standing - A Survival Game is peculiar in a creepy, unsettling way. Its main problem -- regardless of how fun (or boring) it is -- is that it's grossly overloaded with ads. What a shame.